I think I baked just about every flavour of pie there is on this planet by being the model housewife. The best pie does not involve an oven though. The recipe includes a dashing lad's dipstick, a bed-- though not necessarily, and my aching cunt.

At my age, you're going to realise that you'd rather enjoy all the vacant time you've been handed, rather than sit around on you tuchus all day. Recently I picked up on reading smutty novels and watching pornography to occupy my time.

It's not easy to distinguish a man with good intentions, but I'm not going to tell you that I'm looking for that kind of man. I don't like them. What they want is to take care of their girl like they're the strongest man on earth.

I've been told that this place is quite inappropriate for old ladies like me but I really don't care that's why I still decided to come here. Anyway, the kind of bloke I'm trying to find is someone who will never let my pussy dry and who will never a...

If I can choose between anal and vaginal sex, I think I'd prefer to have the former. Some gals may not agree with me on this but I really think that anal sex is much more satisfying. And that's most especially when the knob inside my tight asshole is...

When I was a little girl, I always dreamt about having superpowers just like the cartoon heroes that I used to watch. But when I grew older, I discovered that I, myself, also have a real power. The power to make men scream louder. Wanna try me?