A pretty lass who hates Monday. It's like my body naturally knows that it is Monday. My body refuses to leave the bed and my mind only wants to be blank during this day. My crazy weekend party routine might be to blame, but still, Monday is absolutel...

I can't imagine myself walking down the aisle nor having a ring on my finger. But, I can visualise myself having sex with several men forever, until my hair turns grey. I'm practical, and I don't want kids.

In case you are looking for a lady who can grind so well in your face for a whole night, then I suggest that you stop searching already because I'm going to volunteer myself to you. I am good at riding and grinding to the point that you'll get addict...

Buff lads with wide shoulders, those are the ones that attract me the most. Though it doesn't hurt if I come across blokes who are hung as a race horse. I'm not fragile and I definitely know how to have fun.

I can't live without these: 1. Having a man grind hard deep within my core. 2. Snogging while watching the telly. 3. Drinking scrummy string of pearls. 4. Laughing at cool stuff. 5. Sightseeing. 6. Journaling. 7. Gardening. Sexting"

Not a stand-up comedian, but I made my ex laughed with my funny faces and by making fun of things around. I do have my own sense of humour, and it just comes out naturally. I never want to fake anything.