Recently got roped into adopting a goldfish from a mate. I'm better at taking care of it than I do to myself. Nevertheless, I would love to meet a gent who'll provide me with witty conversations and sarcastic humour.

Looking for a young lad who has a maturity that is beyond his age. There are a lot of men who are immature pricks and I'd rather avoid them. Maybe that would explain why I did not get myself married when everyone else was. I'm still looking for the o...

Experience the delight of having a chat with a naughty lady capable of making your brain go wild with lust. Expect to have a boner while chatting with me. I will tell you all the fantasies I have. I hope your mind is strong enough not to drown in lus...

The rain leads me to a time when I was an innocent, playful kid who loved soaking in the rain. If I could choose where to have the next place for a nice sex, I'd want it in a park while the rain is pouring down.

The most scandalous thing that I got myself into was shagging my son's mate in the kitchen when he stayed over for the night. It's been years ago but that was when I started to prefer younger blokes to satiate my sexual needs.

I'm an open book. I've got nothing to hide. Take that either literally or figuratively speaking. Anyway, you can ask anything about me. The sky's the limit. I'm excited to be entertained with your awesome questions drizzled with a bit of playfulness.