I've worked at one of the local theaters in our area when I was younger, and I can't even begin to tell you just how many people I've caught shagging in the bathrooms and janitor closets. Some I even found snogging in the alcoves. I envy them even as...

It doesn't take a lot to excite an old lady like myself, just need flirty words and roaming hands. I'd be a right mess when I hear naughty promises, anticipating if they're going to push through with them or keep me waiting until I start begging.

My I.Q. is off the charts, I have the brainpower to build a craft that could fly myself and a significant other to the moon and back! If interested, you are free to message me!

Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?

I have been in a relationship with an awesome lad for several years now. All I’m looking for here is some fun with another couple. I don’t really care if it’s with two men or two women. I just want to expand my sexual experience and learn new t...

What I love about a bloke: a. His naughty mind thinking of me and of the things we can possibly do when we spend the night together. b. His eyes telling me he wants me so much. c. His hands that explores my soul.