Alice In Wonderland has been my favourite story since I was a child. Even the films were great! The character that caught my attention from the very start is the Mad Hatter. I like to dress up as him for Hallows Eve but the slutty version.

Meet a lass who would steal your over-sized jumpers and wear them. They'd be treated with care, but they'd be overused. Blame their abundance of softness my lord. I mostly love to wear a very soft jumper with knee high stockings while in the house.

Me: 30-year-old female with a generally positive outlook on life, living alone, no piercing, zero tattoos, one car, one cat, and one (slightly used) vagina.

I am full of secrets, a chest full of treasures that would make you eager to covet them. These are the kinds of secrets that any man who is interested in me should want to unveil. Leave me a message and I might just give you the map

"There were nights when the wind was so cold." "There were days when the sun was so cruel." But... "There were moments of gold and there were flashes of light." Life's like that. Trying to achieve the latter now, but I need a partner.

I am not your typical slut. I am a naughty whore who loves having morning wood for breakfast. Starting my day with a blowjob never fails to make me feel better for the rest of the day. It would be great to have someone who can always give me the fuck...