Fun fact about me: I've never been drunk as a lord after all the drinking sprees and partying that I experienced so far. I guess it's either I have a really high tolerance for booze or my mates are just sore losers.

All I want is a man who can explore my cave once again. My hole has been vacant for a long time. I feel like I am starting to forget what it feels like to have a big dick up in my cunt. Can someone help me remember the intense feeling of having my pu...

My baps and arse aren't the only things that are big about my body, I have a huge but tender heart too. I'm still waiting for my soulmate to trod along and sweep me off my feet. Though in the meantime, a lass like me is allowed a bit of fun, don't yo...

I'm still single despite my age and I don't have a problem with that. In fact, I want to stay single for as long as I can and maybe until I feel envious of my friends who are already taken and married.

If you want to be happy and delighted, you should choose a lass who can understand you and give you what you deserve. She should be happy for having a proper lad such as yourself. You don't need to search far and wide for that kind of girl. You are a...

Loves snogging that leads to shagging. Sex is one thing I'm willing to do for the rest of my life. It adds flavour to my ordinary life and makes me happier. On Saturdays, I don't normally sleep. I'm out drinking in a pub, flirting with blokes.