I am looking for a bloke who can show me how to have a good time. We can start of by exchanging exciting messages that could lead to both of us touching ourselves until we make each other cum at the same time.

Have fun with this woman of substance. Jackhammer her as if she's the brightest star in the cosmos. Don't let her think that she's in the autumn of her life. Whisper nice words in her ear. She'll definitely be in bliss.

Tea is my first love. I can drink eight cups of tea with lots of milk while eating an egg and cress club sandwich filled with mayonnaise, mashed hard-boiled eggs, and cheese or dunking biscuits into my tea.

All my hope is in sex. Yesterday's gone. Today is the present. Yet what my soul says won't change: my hope is in sex and will always be. To be sprinkled with cum and to be fucked hard are irreplaceable.

People say that money can't buy happiness, but a shitload of money can get me a large pizza and a bottle of Domaine de la Romanee-Conti. If that doesn't make me happy, I don't know what will. Do you agree with me? You are free to challenge my opinion...

Nobody's perfect. We all make mistakes; we have flaws. But this is not a valid excuse for a man to talk dirty to a young lady he meets in the street. Having values, I look up to men who plays the role of a gentleman before showing their wild facade.