My favourite gesture is when a lad kisses me behind the lugholes. It is bleedin' intimate and cute. Makes a bint have butterflies in her stomach. I just want a man who will do that to me and more. All I have at the moment is my hotdog pillow.

I am someone who firmly believes that life is not all about beer and skittles. I have been through a lot and have overcome great trials and tribulations just to be who I am and where I am today. I believe that if something does not kill you, it will ...

I was engaged with my fiancé, but he was not faithful. Before the day of our marriage, I found out that he'd been having a dirty weekend with another lass, who's up the duff. I cried that time. It's too painful. I'm slowly recovering, but I'm only h...

Did you ever have a friend so lustful that she shares her dirty whims and naughty reveries? The kind of friend whose secret sensuous fetish can make anyone cum from time to time? Well, that friend is me.

Breaking up with my long-term partner is a damp squib. We broke up last week and I didn't even shed a single tear. And right now, I am already on the search for someone who can replace him. Are there any volunteers here?

I'm a free-spirited dame who has a profound understanding of life itself. My mature state of mind helps me avoid getting annoyed by silly circumstances that get in my way of getting work done and reaching my dream.