Mimosas in the morning is the right way to start it. I know that cuppa is more ideal but who would turn down a bubbly and citrusy concoction of delight? It's like telling a dishy bloke to shove off when he offers a good shag. A lass like me will say ...

I've been quite an adventurous lass when it comes to sexual acts. I've been with a few ladies myself but I've always preferred a thick cock fucking me. Not opposed to having both a toy and prick stuffed in me at the same time though.

Gagging for countless of awesome sex all the time. Not a day goes by that I don't think about being drilled and screwed. Fancy men who have a strong chest — those that look as strong as the Rome's pillar.

The only man worthy to be with me is someone who is capable of giving me the desire I want. There is no point in sending me a message if you can't make me cum. Worshipping my feet is the best way to do that. Do you think you can kiss my soles and suc...

Dreary weather is best spent inside, with a young bloke to occupy my time and keep the cold at bay. Sharing covers and letting hands roam freely, caressing warm skin before moving onto more pleasurable touches.

I don't just like to get fucked in the quim, my clit has to be given the attention it deserves. Most blokes would ignore it or pretend it doesn't exist, which is just a shame if you ask me. It's the magic button to my orgasm, and I know it's the same...