Tired of sending messages to women who seen zone you? Tired of chatting with ladies who are conservative? Hoping for a drastic change in your life before your penis retires? I'm here for you. I like men who are really dirty.

One thing I realized upon reaching this age is that it is not easy anymore to find a lad who is willing to waste time on me. It's quite depressing that I am not as hot as I used to, but my mind still craves the attention I used to have.

There are different things that I turn me on, but I find groomed men with a nice scent especially appealing. I mean, who doesn't like to be roughed by a man who has great looks and smells lovely. I hope I can find someone like that lurking around her...

It's a misconception that old people are bloody boring but that's far from the truth. I for one can still keep up with lads much younger and could even make them moan louder than any young lass there is.

Dating is the last thing on my mind right now, hard and fast shagging is at the forefront. Casual fucking that involves a lot of toys and bondage is the perfect combination, if I do say so myself. Also when you've reached a certain age, you gotta fin...

I am tired of hearing the words beautiful, gorgeous, and pretty. I wish men would be more creative with their compliments. I mean, who doesn't get sick of hearing the same words over and over again? Send me this kind of compliment, and you'll never g...