Wearing leather lingerie always tickles my fancy, nothing like an outfit to complete the fantasy and atmosphere. Whenever I wear costumes, I always go all out on it. I have collected enough clothing and accessories to make any fantasy come true.

I am looking for a lad who is always hungry because I love to cook. I live in the kitchen these days trying out new recipes. I badly need someone who can taste the food I prepare and give me honest criticisms. Do that, and I might let you have a tast...

Playing tennis was a way for me to release tension for years. Nowadays, I am often disappointed that it doesn't give me the same thrill anymore. Maybe fucking a dipstick would make me feel better, maybe those of the younger variety will do.

I may have outstanding accomplishments, but I don't have high expectations. I'm a down-to-earth lady who's happy talking with anybody. Whatever and whoever you are, you should know that I'm not condescending.

The process of making a full English breakfast is therapeutic for me. It brings me joy like no other, I take my time and savour the flavours rather than eat like a rabid dog. I have always kept my poise unless it's behind closed bedroom doors.

When I hear the words "please, Mistress", it's like a switch flips inside my brain and I turn into this powerful woman who knows how to take charge. I may look like any old middle aged lady walking down the streets, but in the bedroom I don't hold ba...