Lasses like me don't normally name their boobs for the reason that they're waiting for a bloke to give those luscious breasts a great name. Would be better if they can give one sexy name for each. If I were to ask you, what names do you have in mind ...

My big knockers never failed me when it comes to pulling lads. Since I've had them as a teen, it was easy to find a bloke who'd want a quick snog or shag. Now it gets me the chance to have fun in the bedroom despite how old I already am.

Because I still work at the office despite my age, I come across dashing lads everyday. They're a cheeky bunch as well, always complimenting me and even flirting. I wonder what they'd do if I told them that I want to make one of them my pet.

How do you measure a man? Through his penis, IMO. A man with a huge one plus with great sex skills is a blessing. When I come across those kinds of men, I don't let them slip through my fingers. Now it's your turn. How do you measure a lass?

It doesn't take much to turn on little old me. Playful hands that seem to know where to go. Deep massages that slowly morph into foreplay. Keep it simple, one doesn't need to over do it. Just hard slow shagging and breathy moans is enough.

I do attend afternoon tea with the ladies whenever I can, but never found it entertaining aside from the gossips. It's the literal "spilling tea", as the younger gens say. What gets me going on a daily basis is wanking off in front of the mirror, tho...