I don't take life so seriously. I may be more mature now, but that doesn't stop me from having a happy-go-lucky personality. I've no plans to be a part of women who didn't enjoy their life. With that, expect fun times when you're around me.

Booze, sex, and discos are my life in the past. I still enjoy occasionally being knackered, but having sex and going to discos are a tad challenging for me to do now that I am old. If only there's someone who can help me do both, I would die happy.

I think it's time I should try anal sex with someone who knows how. I heard it hurts so much at first, but that's the good part, isn't it? We have to feel the pain in order to experience ultimate pleasure.

If I could choose a celebrity who I can fuck with, I would choose Zayn Malik. He is super hot and he has a wonderful voice that will make any girl's panties fall to the floor. I also love his beard and I bet that his beard will be quite ticklish to m...

I refuse to sit around and wait for a young lad to come along and whisk me away. I have always been stubborn and confident enough to speak my mind or make the first move. I am old and bold, I will not let anything stand in my way-- including my own s...

Men say I'm brilliant, creative, and funny. Those are all true. I just hope they also know my good skills in bed. I'm aware that I have the face of an angel, but I have my other side I only unleash in bed.