Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?

I can be playful, but I can be serious at the same time. There's a time to be flirty, and there's a time to rest. Unlike other lasses, I'm not interested in getting off with many chaps every day. That's tiring. Once a week is okay.

I get hurt whenever people call me a slag because it's not really true. Well, I may act like a whore but I am confident to say that I am not one. I may be very slutty and naughty most of the time but I can promise that there will not come a time that...

I am the kind of lady who always welcomes a good challenge. I am quite daring and adventurous. I will never back down or shy away from all kinds of fun activities, especially if it involves me, flaunting my irresistible body.

My husband is a good chap, but bloody hell, he can't keep his dick erect for more than 5 minutes even if his life depended on it! Along with our marriage, my cunt is also suffering the consequences. I am aware I should be mature, but what does it tak...

Looking for a naughty granny that can still bring some spice in your dull as ditchwater life? No need to look anymore because you already found me. I can be the sweet nana or the naughty gran-gran. Which one do you prefer more?