My late husband has always treated me well but now I am ready to dip into the pond and find a lad guide me thru new adventures in life. I have to be honest and say that I'm also anticipating a lot of debauchery, particularly in bed.

There's something about bad guys that makes me attracted to them. I am not talking about criminals or anything. I have a thing for a rugged-looking man who looks like he can rough me up real good on the bed.

Being a horny old lady is quite a drag because there are not a lot of lads who will let a granny fuck them. I think the world will become a better place once young studs learn the importance of making old cougars happy.

Stop pretending like a gentleman, and send me your dirtiest and naughtiest thoughts now. I am not a decent lady or anything of such kind. I am a wild lady who will fuck anyone who shows me that he is good enough to bang my cunt.

Going out during the weekends has long left my system. When you're in your 50s, staying in would be the best way to spend it. I would often pull out my collection of smutty novels then proceed to let my imagination and hands run havoc.

Putting pretty boys in equally pretty corsets is the ultimate fantasy for me. It gets me soaked just imagining dainty waists contrasting with wide shoulders and throbbing dicks. I hope my years of searching will finally be over soon!