I am the person that my mates would go to when they need comforting. I want a bloke who would be comfortable with sharing their troubles with me. No need to hide or pretend to be tough around me, I'm not the type to judge.

Playing tennis was a way for me to release tension for years. Nowadays, I am often disappointed that it doesn't give me the same thrill anymore. Maybe fucking a dipstick would make me feel better, maybe those of the younger variety will do.

Me: 30-year-old female with a generally positive outlook on life, living alone, no piercing, zero tattoos, one car, one cat, and one (slightly used) vagina.

I have lots of fantasies I need help with! Just so you know, I can't do anything serious, this is purely for fun. If u think you can handle me get in touch ;)

If you are willing to tell me what makes your mind tingle, then I’ll definitely show you bits n’ bobs about myself. If my proposal sounds good to you, why don’t you send me an interesting message. Let’s see where things will take our advances...

All I want is a man who can fuck me so hard that I won't be able to walk straight for a few days. It's been a while since my pussy experienced what it's like to be stretched out beyond recognition. If only there's a lad out there willing to fuck this...