Recently gotten into writing smutty fanfiction. Not the best past time according to a few mates but it's bloody fun so I'll keep at it. So far the shagging is kept to the fictional realm but I hope someone plans to rectify that soon.

I've been to a strip club once and it pushed me to learn how to give a good lap dance. I've been at it for a while now and have received positive feedback from my instructors. All I need now is lacy lingerie and some knee-high boots.

I don't think it's a waste of time to spend the day in bed, especially when there's a randy bloke in it too. I may be out of practice when it comes to flirting but I am always confident in how I shag my men. Don't let the exterior fool you, my pussy ...

Let’s get awkward things out of the way first. I am not here because I want to meet someone who will spend the rest of his life with me. I only want one thing, and that’s a lad who I can snuggle with every time the weather is parky.

I like expressing myself through my clothing, I thrive on prints and colours to show what I feel. Even in the lingerie I wear, I choose them purposely and always love feeling youthful eyes take-in what I have on. The best part would be when they take...

Almost all of my closest friends are either engaged or married already. And then there's me who is still afraid of falling in love and being committed to one lad. With that, I don't plan on falling in love soon. Instead, I plan on finding someone who...