Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?

I'm a huge fan of lads who have a hairy chest and tan skin. They look like Greek gods who came all the way down from heaven to make me feel ecstatic. When you look at their tan legs, you'd realise they look enticing and unbreakable.

When it comes to shagging, I like getting fucked raw. No condoms, it gets in the way of sensation which I think is a shame. I'm not worried about getting knocked up since I had that taken care of years ago, so why not give me a serving of cream pie?

I still have a day job but am planning on quitting soon. My plans? I want to spend the majority of the years I have left with shagging as many blokes as I can. I did miss out on a lot of fucking while I was stuck at work all day.

I'm a teacher. I am very passionate about it and enjoy every moment. Though it does get tiring and I need to find a way to relieve tension at the end of the day. Something that would be enjoyable and satiating, any suggestions?

Wearing a tight dress and putting on my "fuck me" heels definitely spell trouble. Me and the gals would go pub crawling, drink as much shots as we can, and go dance until our legs are sore. If I get lucky, my heels are put to use and you'd find me sn...