I am the kind of cougar who lunges at her prey at full speed. It doesn't matter to me if you have your guards up every time. I will find a chink on your armour and will strike you with no hesitation or whatsoever. Consider yourself warned.

I love men who can tease a lady until she cums. I know this may sound strange, but mere words can make me orgasm like crazy. Only a handful of men can do this, so I will do my best to look for one, even if takes me a long time.

I feel like I'm wasting my time waiting for my king. As his queen, I should try to make a move hoping that we'll soon meet. So here I am. I have a strong feeling that we're going to have a cheesy conversation soon.

Booze, sex, and discos are my life in the past. I still enjoy occasionally being knackered, but having sex and going to discos are a tad challenging for me to do now that I am old. If only there's someone who can help me do both, I would die happy.

My sex life is as dry as the Sahara dessert and I do not appreciate it one bit. I mean, it would be lovely to be wooed from time to time, but a good shag is hard to come by at my age. Not impossible though, I just know it.

Have fun with this woman of substance. Jackhammer her as if she's the brightest star in the cosmos. Don't let her think that she's in the autumn of her life. Whisper nice words in her ear. She'll definitely be in bliss.