I'm simply naughty, flirty, and eccentric. Love sex. That is why I'm here. I will give yeh the bollocks orgasm that yeh will experience. I will make yeh feel smashing and make yeh grizzle for more. What dae thou say?

Is your life all black and white? There's nothing wrong with that. You're mature enough to make your own decisions. I have another question though. Do you want some colour to your life? I might be the one you've been hoping to find. I'm the brightest...

Tea is my first love. I can drink eight cups of tea with lots of milk while eating an egg and cress club sandwich filled with mayonnaise, mashed hard-boiled eggs, and cheese or dunking biscuits into my tea.

Dogging is what I want to try soon. My past sexual affairs have always been private, and it makes me a little bored. I don't feel the excitement anymore. Maybe dogging could bring back the excitement I once had before. I miss that old self of mine.

I want to be honest here. I'm mad about foreplay that lasts for hours. And if there's one secret I shouldn't tell you, but I will, it's the fact that during the last stage of a foreplay, I like a lollipop to play with my fanny.

My only addiction in life is buying things for myself. I hate to admit it, but I am a total addict when it comes to shopping. It doesn't matter if it's online shopping or in the mall. I will buy things to my heart's content. If you can handle my seem...