Good provider. Nice Chap. Six-pack abs. Deal-breaker. These are things that blokes think we, lasses, are looking for, but to me they are all superficial. A panty peeler suits me just fine. What happens in my bed is more important than how someone loo...

I've been itching to find a bloke who would be willing to be my pet. Someone who is comfortable with giving up control, letting me take in charge for a change. I want them to obey my orders or else a punishment is in order.

If I could be someone else for a day, I'd be Kate Middleton. I wonder how her life is in the palace, what she does, how's sex with her charming husband, what's on her mind, what's the feeling of talking to a Queen.

I'm not happy with pure touches and lots of kissing if there are no props. To up the game, there should be a pack of cold ice cubes that I, my tempting mouth can use to tickle someone's sensitive zones.

I assure you that despite my age, my skills in bed are still outstanding and commendable. I may not have the young and sexy body that I had before but at least, I still know the finest bed techniques that every man will surely enjoy.

There's a lot of ravishing blokes here but my eyes and fanny are only set to search for a certain type of bloke. And that would be someone who has a gigantic cock that will keep my balloon knot, thrupney bits, and fanny occupied.