A good smut is always the best way to get my knickers wet. Thinking about what if what I'm reading would happen to me. What if a fit lad walks into my bedroom door and asks me if he can have his way with me, to become the mistress he wants to please ...

I may sound desperate, but there is no other way for an old hag such as myself to get a man but to be really desperate. I will be down on my knees if I have to just to experience again the intense sensation of having a man fuck me hard until my body ...

Retirement is far from my mind right now, I love my work--especially the fit lads that walk around in their suits and fitted dress shirts. It's my version of heaven on earth, they're also as randy as I am at times. It's just a matter of time before I...

Afternoon tea or brunch with the gals are the only highlight of my day. I've been lonely for a long time, which is why I want to find the spark that I've lost. I want to find passion, lust, and intimacy.

I don't eat greasy food, for a man's hot jelly is enough for me. I'm a nice lady who's #1 priority is to keep a man satisfied through my expert hands. Also, I love actions that are spiced with chili. So hot.

I don't drink all the time, but when I do, I down all the bottle until I am completely knackered. I can handle my alcohol well despite my age, so you need to be a strong drinker if you want to see how crazy I am when I am hammered.