"A gentle man in the street, a freak in the sheets", that's how I want my man to be. Soft and caring on the outside but rough and dominant whenever we close the bedroom doors. I want to be treated a princess but also their whore.

Loves snogging that leads to shagging. Sex is one thing I'm willing to do for the rest of my life. It adds flavour to my ordinary life and makes me happier. On Saturdays, I don't normally sleep. I'm out drinking in a pub, flirting with blokes.

Be sure you can handle my naughty mind before you send me a message. It may not be obvious because I have an innocent face, but I am a kinky hottie who loves doing things that make others think I am crazy. Don't even bother thinking of chatting with ...

In between my stunning thighs, you'll find an invaluable treasure. It has the most precious jewel that cannot be traded with anything. It's in its hiding place, and only the brilliantly mighty sailors can find it.

My favourite gesture is when a lad kisses me behind the lugholes. It is bleedin' intimate and cute. Makes a bint have butterflies in her stomach. I just want a man who will do that to me and more. All I have at the moment is my hotdog pillow.

Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?