Dark humour memes is what keeping me entertained these days. I know that this kind of jokes can be quite offensive, but I still enjoy a good laugh when I see one. Maybe I am going straight to hell for this, but I don't mind. I think men in hell are h...

Some ladies are here to look for someone to fall in love with. Others are searching for lads who can fuck with them. But I am not one of those ladies. I don't want someone to love nor someone to fuck. What I only want is someone who can be really dir...

A woman who knows how to properly lick ice cream in a cone. My tongue is an expert in moving and swirling properly so I am confident to say that I can lick a lad's knob in the best and most satisfying way possible.

Wearing silky panties in my room with scented candles, I play with my fanny until I can feel myself cum. After that, I caress my breasts and pinch my nipples that's already hard then I my fingers slowly move towards my thigh to have another round of ...

All of my stuffs are pink. Ooops! Don't scoff at me. ;-) I know you have your favourite colour too. Tell me about it. I'm a great listener, and it interests me to learn weird/funny/new facts from a stranger.

Seeking for a gent who knows how to keep the conversation going and not a total bore! I love to have intellectual chats and learn about other peoples point of views as opposed to my own. I love sweets too, especially anything covered in chocolate. I ...