Not here for anything serious. I'm enjoying my single life right now, and I have no plans of adding lemon to it. Not yet ready for petty fights that can add sour flavour to my perfect life. If you're a bloke who wants to have fun and who doesn't mind...

I play chess when I need to think or find a solution to a problem. I play the piano when I want to be inspired or when I'm already motivated. I clean the house to keep it from micro dust. I go to my bed when lust strikes.

I am already at the end of my tether when it comes to lads who don't know how to properly take care of a lady when they are on the bed. So, I only came here for one kind of lad and that would be someone who knows how to tease and please a lady's gorg...

Yes, I'm aged but not yet an ancient. You can assume that I'm already on the wrong side of 40, but there's no uncertainty that I can misbehave in bed like I'm still in my 20's. Is it tempting if I say that I could last for an hour or two?

My previous relationship was cut short because I caught my man making out with not only one girl, but twins! I can't believe my eyes when I saw him having fun with them. I want to show him that I am also a naughty girl who can fool around. I am sick ...

My perfect day would consist of a few cans of cold Guinness, salty pretzels mixed in with some crisps, and pornography. I don't really need a toy to wank, I have my dainty fingers for that. I do hope that it gets replaced with manlier digits soon.