Let me be direct with you. I am not a hopeless romantic lass who's looking for the love of her life. Who I am is a very horny lass who is in desperate need of some good fuck. If you think you can give me what I need, beep me up NOW.

I sometimes wish that there were only two people in the world: me and you. It's for the simple reason that I can't stop myself from thinking about sex. It's supposed to be great having sexual thoughts, but the problem is I can't have your penis in my...

Powerful and Randy: These are only the two things that I need from a man. You don't need to show me your financial assets if you don't want me to be turned off. I'd like you to be rich in hot cream not pounds nor dollars.

The lady who has the brass neck. That's what people usually call me and I guess that's because I do everything that I want no matter what and without being bothered about what other people will think about me. So, if I want to flash my titties in pub...

I want to escape the real world, and go to a different world where flirting and having sex is not seen as immoral. I'd be chuffed if a bloke can lick my arse any time or if he can drink from my strawberry creams.

I'm not impressed with good looks, I'd rather be with a man who has substance and class. I want them to only show their naughty side when they're alone with me in the bedroom or in secluded areas in public.