I like coming home to a clean flat, I am quite the perfectionist which is why clutter is a big no. The only place that I like to get filthy in is on the bed with a fit bloke. Especially if chocolate syrup is involved.

Receiving steamy messages is the best part of the day. Reading them after a trying day at work is just lovely. Settling down in bed and prepping myself for a cheeky night that would hopefully end with me creaming all over my fingers or toys.

I bought a lounge chair and I've been pondering on what the best shagging positions could be done on it. I have to say that the winner was getting shagged from behind and being pulled back as far as my spine would let little old me.

Contrary to your beliefs, I'm not an old lady with a painful back or weak knees. I'm a strong woman who can give you ecstatic pleasure whenever you want to. Tell me your fantasies and we'll see how we can make them happen.

I think I baked just about every flavour of pie there is on this planet by being the model housewife. The best pie does not involve an oven though. The recipe includes a dashing lad's dipstick, a bed-- though not necessarily, and my aching cunt.

Retirement is far from my mind right now, I love my work--especially the fit lads that walk around in their suits and fitted dress shirts. It's my version of heaven on earth, they're also as randy as I am at times. It's just a matter of time before I...