My friends say that I look better in tight jeans because it shows my curves while strangers I've met in pubs and coffee shops told me that I should wear skirt more often. They say my legs are my real assets.

Forced sex is one of my sexual fantasies that I want to be fulfilled soon. I find it hot when a chap ferociously grabs me from behind, undresses me, and puts his knob into my fanny even if I try to resist.

Not all ladies enjoy doing it, but for me fondling a man's bollocks and hearing them moan makes me want to play with them more. Gals younger than me seem to not grasp that some men would love to have their balls be given attention to.

You may see me as a granny full of wrinkles, but what you don't know is that I'm wilder than the younger ladies you meet in the streets. I can make you release that spunk you've been holding on to for too long.

About Me: I'm a fun-loving lass who loves light-hearted conversations with my friends, especially with handsome men. About You: You should have a sense of humor, and you should at least know how to make me smile.

People say that money can't buy happiness, but a shitload of money can get me a large pizza and a bottle of Domaine de la Romanee-Conti. If that doesn't make me happy, I don't know what will. Do you agree with me? You are free to challenge my opinion...