Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?

Being the strict governess of misbehaving young gents is a fantasy I've been gagging to try out. All the ways I could punish them when they don't follow instructions down to the tee. Oh, how that makes my knickers soaked just imagining it.

I have to say, when it comes to hard shagging, it's best done with those who have plenty of experience -- like me. I would love to chat with blokes who know how to handle a vivacious woman who comes their way. It's okay to not be gentle either, I can...

I am not sure what to do now that I have no one to take care of. I've spent most of my entire life taking care of someone else. As such, I feel quite lonely now that I am alone and no one to look out for. Maybe you can help me out.

Back in my uni days, I would often get too hung up on blokes that did not know how to treat me right. Now that I'm older and wiser, casual flings is not a problem anymore. Time to have fun with as many lads as I can and show them what real pleasure i...

Now what does a lady in her 40s need to do to catch a fit bloke's attention? I want a gent who knows how to entertain a woman with his words and hands. I want someone to banter with and let the sexual tension fill the air. I want the hard fucking lik...