Let me tell you this now. I am only here to have fun. Don't expect me to engage in a long-term relationship with you. There are so many fish in the sea, so why should I settle for one? I am here to have a taste of different kinds of delicacies. Send ...

If there is one thing you can say about yourself that will surely take my interest, what will it be? Say the right words, and we might skip all the unnecessary talk. I do apologize now if you don't receive anything from me. I only reply to the messag...

I need inspiration for the next time I stick my fingers up my cunt and play with myself. I've been running out ideas and watching porn is just not cutting it anymore. Titillate me with words that would soak my knickers and bothered enough to take car...

I took the Pottermore test and landed myself in Hufflepuff. Which suits me since I am fond of the colour yellow, it's warm and bright. I'm also very friendly so don't be shy about leaving a message, I'll get back to you as soon as I can.

I would like to think that chivalry is not dead. That there are still blokes out there who would put a woman's needs above their own. Pull out my chair, open doors, and make sure that I had my orgasm before they start working up to theirs.

Mates say that I have a piss poor sense of humour for laughing at the most inappropriate times. But there are just some things in life that you need to inject some humour into in order to cope with the situation. Do you feel the same way?